On any random day, you’ll find us busily scouring the web for interesting things to tell y’all about (when we’re not creating brand new stuff, that is). Sometimes, though, things just fall in our lap. In this instance, blonde (her name) contacted us and told us how much she liked Collar Purple and invited us to visit her website.

It’s a sprawling bear of site, so you should allocate some time to browse around and unearth all the hidden gems. Better yet, plan to go back a few times to catch up on what you missed the first time. One of our favorites was the Sir, i promise page (especially rules #8 and #9).

blonde seems to have a good sense of humor, as well. Here’s some random quotes so you get the idea of what you might find over there.

“I’m a VOYEUR!!! HOLY SHIT.”

“Spiders are not part of my Christmas tradition.”

“i totally get off on being a cum dumpster,” i say, matter-of-factly.
“RICHARD! TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER!” Mom screams.
“If his intention was to loosen us up then he did a damn good job, because everything felt vanilla after being commanded to masturbate holding another girl’s hand.”

“FYI – i’m allowed on the furniture, at least this week i am.”

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