No kink planned for today (not for y’all anyways). We’re relaxing, sleeping late and enjoying ourselves. Back to the grind tomorrow!

But, of course, there is of course something for you:

Eight swats from the light paddle,
Seven swats from TheBoss’s hand,
Six swats from the riding crop,
Five swats with the leather belt,
Four swats from the hairbrush,
Three swats with the ‘Board of Education’,
Two swats with the short bath brush,
And one swat with the Purple Cane.